Herro allllllllllzxcvs.
I'm here to update the blog & also to express my concern for FAM members. ♥
As y'all know, there's a rise in the molestation cases recently.
So as a beloved jr, I'm here to teach you all some tricks on how to protect yourself. :D
In most cases, the tiko would look something like this:
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So now, the question is "How to protect yourself?"
(Scroll down for answers ^^)
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The answer is just: LEARN KUNGFU!
After learning kungfu from those shifu, you'll be able to knock out those horny tikos like the photo below:
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"Yeah baby you gotta kick him harder in the face!"
But if in your case you don't know kungfu, fret not! There's another option:
CALL LAONIANG JASMINE!
Basically laoniang(s) all look like ^ yo, got the 'dig-out-your-eyeballz-face.
Laoniang got skill one, one kick I think ni can fly to like Antartica already. :)
So to the tikos out there after reading this post:
You'll regret touching any Amaretto girls (Or even guys...) coz we're all trained.
We're like... (Points to pix below)
Mai playplay or you'll get your nostril hairs plucked out like the guy above! >:@
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Okay I was hiding my LOL(s) earlier on LOL.
Mwahahahaha anyway guess who am I posting here until so entertaining?
I'm NICOLE! ^^v LOLOL.
As usual, tune in to Nicole's channel for 101% entertainment.
Yesss, don't miss me too much coz I'll be back someday soon to post a joke post again LOL (Y).
~Nicoleee :)
